Op-ed (in tweet form)

Op-ed (in tweet form): Happy #4thOfJuly to states that practice liberty. #USA ranks 15th in freedom, and will keep falling if the fruitcakes (AL, AR, ID, KY, LA, MS, MO, ND, OK, SD, TN, TX, UT, WY) with trigger laws use tax dollars (even though they worship small government) to promote their inner Taliban.

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August 1, 2021

It's the End of the World as We Know It (And I Feel Fine)

 As featured on 17/7/2021, it's a proven fact double-vaxxed earthlings can cycle and film at the same time. Warning: the following 304 seconds contains graphic images of a non-existent Southern Hemisphere winter in the Kingdom of Queens Park (the greatest of 658 suburbs in Sydney that no one loses sleep over globally). Also, includes commentary that will jump from all things skylines, being jabbed, overrated tech brands, healthcare, and most importantly, out of control crime. Don't tell me I didn't warn you!

Lockdown 10km (6.2 mi) cycling bubble. No better place to be stuck for daily exercise on two wheels. Sadly, this land of immigrants is currently closed. Once it gets off its high horse of using a pesky plague to enact White Australia type policies (circa 23/12/1901), I'll happily give my fellow earthlings a guided tour of the Satanic East (the name Sydneysiders give Eastern Suburbs residents, blame kale eating hipsters).