Vlad the Terrible appoints fellow oligarch (comrade Trump) as Russian ambassador to the U.S.

On Monday (12/19/16) the electoral college can either vote for an American version of tyranny and false truths (promoted by the Kremlin, via that Fifth Avenue eyesore) or respect the wishes of Alexander Hamilton. Conservatives often cite the Founding Fathers to back up their claims to use muskets, or shall I say AR-15 killing machines. Two can play this game, those interested in respecting the American people should point to Alexander Hamilton's 'Federalist 68' which explains the electoral college in March 4,1788. See, there are some men with long hair from the 18th century who get modernity. It's simple: you get to call yourself a democracy if the candidate that receives the most votes is elected President. If on the other hand you want to promote the loser, you can always downgrade the U.S. from democratic status to that of a 'democracy-in-name-only' nation.

Are you happy Republicans? Your fantasy of being dictated to by a former commie KGB spy has come to fruition. You are, after all the party that's for capitalism - a crony version that includes plenty of abuse of taxpayers money (bloating the military, government grants to pals etc). Not to mention, your love of using government to control the fairer sex and what's taught in schools. Hang on a tick, Republicans really are the socialists - oh the irony! At least now with a white nationalist protectionist as President you can finally gloat about promoting the thought police and telling companies how to run their affairs. The art of small/limited government is back brighter than ever, doing its utmost to con the American people.

Having a look at the line-up of the cronies Trump has promoted (who's who of corrupt business, military and political hacks, assuring that propagandists and special interests got their way) really gets kiddies jumping for joy. What a future they'll grow up in, bunch of old white bigoted men trying to enforce medieval views on a diverse liberal democracy. Forget human rights, minimum wage, climate change, evolution, having the right to choose, free trade - uncle "Trumpet" (apologies to the musical instrument for using your name in vain) is here to make sure we turn out clocks back to a time when having an open-mind was a sin. Stop laughing theocracies, Americans are still in 2016, well until we go down the rabbit hole in 36 days. Fear not parents, God created the world in 7 days (at least according to backward humans like the Pence's of this world) and as such will destroy it in 4 years via a tangerine megalomaniac.

World Chess Grandmaster Gary Kasparov has been jailed numerous times for speaking out against fascism under Putin, yet the U.S. is celebrating this regime. Just look at Trump blushing at it's every move or by the brain-dead selections for cabinet, like Rex Tillerson as Secretary of State. Just what we need, an oil executive who received an Order of Friendship medal from the Russian depot himself. If you ever find yourself in Dallas, drop me line, I will personally escort you to the Exxon Mobil headquarters to voice your concerns.

Dear electoral college electors, voting to uphold the principles of Hamilton is the only choice to preserve our democracy. Sincerely, the majority of Americans that didn't vote for a sleazy bigoted snake oil salesman (I will never titre of outing this poor excuse for a President and his Republican worshipers).

Wanted at the National Mall (1/20/2017): crowd of 3 million to denounce the Führer

Citizens, residents, the undocumented (you're just as worthy) let's all rise up as one at the inauguration of this sub-human. There is no hiding from the popular vote (Clinton: 65,844,610/Trump: 62,979,636) - the 45th President will never be the people's representative. Anyone who attends in favor of the demagogue, must automatically renounce their citizenship and be replaced by a refugee, as per Lady Liberty's wishes.

My apologies to the Looney Tunes cartoon franchise, the parade of loony's wheeled out by this wannabe despot is reprehensible (to put it kindly). Don't know what's worse, those who attacked him for a being a con artist textbook racist (Romney and Ryan) or conservative Christians (Carson) who grovel at the knees of a man who displays no moral fortitude. I guess selling your soul to a creep is more preferable than standing up for your country. How can one resist a man who was too busy avoiding the AIDS epidemic in NY whilst his fellow countrymen were sent off to Vietnam. As they say in America: you can rape your wife, start-up fake universities, exploit race in housing disputes. propagate false truths, swindle hard-working folk out of their life savings, use and abuse migrant workers, and still manage to become leader of the free world. If this is what the U.S. stands for than it's time to bid adieu to the Statue of Liberty. Calling France...You can have your gift back, America is now a beacon of sleaze and bigotry.

To those saying give him a chance - could you please climb back into your bunker of hypocrisy. Let me see, I partake in race games and misogyny then I turn around and say air conditioner jobs. This is straight out of the 'I will spit on my people whilst simultaneously offering candy' playbook. I can just see recruiters nationally rejoicing when interviewing candidates for an entry-level job. Recruiter: What makes you qualified for this job? Applicant: I have expertise in race-baiting,  buffoonery and screaming out catchy slogans. Recruiter: I can't offer you a job based on hate and empty promises. Applicant: If you can become President with those attributes, then I can't see why I cannot be offered this role. Recruiter: Let me be clear, we have higher standards at this company than what is required to be President. As for teachers, they can finally educate students that being a prejudiced bully can lead to the highest office in the land.

The U.S. still has hope, 65% of the largest economic centers (including my own region of Dallas County) voted against bigotry. The counties that are home to our brains and advocates for a liberal democracy were firmly against gold covered zealotry. That reason alone provides some faith in the American experiment. What we need now is 4 years of intelligent protest, if we agree to respect a racist-in-chief then we become an accessory to vulgarity. Native Americans lost their lands at the hands of cruelty, hundreds of years later this is still a dark stain. Since that time the country has worked hard to build a reputation of acceptance, we must uphold that legacy and block any attempt by the savages to pillage this land.  Führer, you can take all those deplorable's that work for and support you to the nearest time machine - 1950's Mississippi wants you!