Op-ed (in tweet form)

Op-ed (in tweet form): Happy #4thOfJuly to states that practice liberty. #USA ranks 15th in freedom, and will keep falling if the fruitcakes (AL, AR, ID, KY, LA, MS, MO, ND, OK, SD, TN, TX, UT, WY) with trigger laws use tax dollars (even though they worship small government) to promote their inner Taliban.

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November 11, 2016

Popular vote (as I type)...Clinton: 60,467,245/Trump: 60,071,650 - R.I.P. Democracy!

"A disaster for a democracy." Exact words tweeted by 'Not My President-Elect' (in reference to the electoral college) after the 2012 election. it's safe to say, I have found common ground (for the first and no doubt last time) with America's Mussolini Doppelganger. To the majority who voted against tyranny, we can take some solace from knowing that two of America's most incompetent (Nixon, you're not forgotten) modern-day Presidents (arguably of all time) did not win the popular vote. 

It's high time for a proper revolution! If millions can come out to celebrate sporting championships, then we need  a tide of humanity marching on 1600 Pennsylvania demanding an end to bigotry and sleaze. Don't wait for the 'Nine Wives Club' to get in power before it's too late. Gingrich, Giuliani and Trump will bring their sleazy private lives into the highest office, just as bad, they all suffer from conspiracy theory syndrome. Let's not rest until the narcissist and the chauvinist party he represents are placed into the dustbin of history. Heaven forbid, the likes of Donald Jnr and Sarah Palin are handed positions of influence, that will just confirm the death of American exceptionalism.

The GOP (which now stands for: Greed, Oppression, Prejudice) will no doubt try to use its majorities in the House and Senate to help take America back to 1861! For the last 500 days Führer Trump has basked in the glory of spitting on everyone from the disabled to minorities, for that he overwhelmingly won over the xenophobic class and White Christians (Evangelicals being the biggest backer, they sure love their adulterous bigots). Gandhi was right all along about Americans: "I like your Christ. I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ."

However, in the grand scheme of things race-baiting failed to win the most votes. No matter what the Führer tries to spin with his third grade aptitude, he should always be reminded of this fact. To all those thinking he will be impeached, think again, even if he does, do you really want Mike Pence as President? Here is a man who is obsessed with controlling a woman's body parts and one that believes creationism to be the be-all and end-all. We don't need medieval thinkers being anywhere near the Oval Office, if we wanted that, we'd poach our next leader from Putin's Russia - oops, I think we just did!

May we look back on this dark chapter, and remember that we the people didn't sit idly by whilst a fascist freak show stole our democracy, but a time we rose up and fought for it. The world likes to copy American trends due to its ingenuity, something tells me no country wanting to prosper will want to emulate the America of November 8, 2016.

I will leave you with a quote from the subhuman who will control the nuclear codes, one that you should remember every time you wake up in the morning: "When Mexico sends its people, they’re not sending the best. They’re not sending you, they’re sending people that have lots of problems and they’re bringing those problems with us. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bring crime. They’re rapists. . . And some, I assume, are good people.” Donald J. Trump, 6/16/2015. 

Note to white nationalists (including neo-nazi sympathizer, Steve Bannon who will counsel the President): there has always been an abundance of Caucasian criminals, but I guess being natural-born allows them to wreak havoc on society. Immigrant bashing is now fashionable in the land that was settled and built by immigrants. To think the ancestors of these people are now celebrating having a racist-in-chief. 

November 8, 2016

Decision 2016, the rise of fanaticism

Did the nation just decapitate Lady Liberty's head? Maybe I'll wake up and realize that this was all a hoax. For those of you with firearms, please note: take out your frustration in words not bullets. 

Thank you Dallas county for keeping it real (61% for Clinton), and for the many state ballot measures that passed. Positives: Colorado raising the minimum wage to $12 an hour; California's gun control proposition 63/tobacco tax increase. Negatives: California failed to repeal the death penalty and Colorado voted against universal healthcare. Okay marijuana mafia, you guys had a big night, adding California, Massachusetts and Nevada to the legalization list. Oregon also made history, by being the very first LGBTQ governor in U.S. history.

As for the Presidency, people chose (not a majority mind you) to be led by a tyrant that despises the disabled, treats woman as objects, wears bankruptcies like a badge of honor and partakes in race games. That's all well and good if you are from 1861, but that is not my America!

The GOP can now officially quit harping on about being Lincoln's party, they had the audacity to allow a womanizing racist to represent the party that shoves Christianity down our throats - Jesus would never be a Republican, not now, not ever! I get it, you couldn't resist Führer Trump, the man famous for avoiding the AIDS epidemic in NY while his fellow Americans fought in Vietnam. 

To top it off global markets plunge, oh the irony, the finance industry doesn't even trust the party that worships money. At least with the nuclear codes, we finally get to see a Septuagenarian (with the mental capacity of a third grader) reap havoc in countries he can't even pronounce.

One positive, at least this spells the end of political dynasties. Clinton was conservative in many areas and reminded folk of old school Republicans, hopefully this ushers a new party with the vigor shown by Sanders and Warren. 

Much will be said in the coming days and weeks, but once a nation celebrates Russian style mob rule there's no turning back. Peace out America, its been fun knowing you...