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Op-ed (in tweet form): Happy #4thOfJuly to states that practice liberty. #USA ranks 15th in freedom, and will keep falling if the fruitcakes (AL, AR, ID, KY, LA, MS, MO, ND, OK, SD, TN, TX, UT, WY) with trigger laws use tax dollars (even though they worship small government) to promote their inner Taliban.

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September 13, 2016

Global soapbox

Time to fire up and irritate those out-of-date earthlings among us. Look away if you suffer from high blood pressure and/or the inability to laugh at yourself and your nationality. Remember you have no choice on what's written on your birth certificate. I myself ended up being born in a country known for despicable actions against its indigenous population. If I had a choice, as a newly born baby I would teleport into a Inuit family in Greenland, but that's my fantasy for another day...

I am biased, any world leader born in 1979 gets my undeserved attention (for obvious reasons). The Prime Minister of Estonia, Taavi Rõivas is making me feel embarrassed to call America home. Here we have a modern thinker leading a technologically savvy and innovative nation (only one to implement full internet voting) - the way it should be. The U.S. has infiltrated the world with its modernity (you can make up your mind on the good and bad of that), yet we have a Presidential election consisting of two candidates with a combined age of 139. No disrespect to old codgers but your time has passed, we need leaders representing the median age of Americans (37 on last count). 

Okay, I will make an exception, if you're an oldie wanting to run a dynamic democracy, could you please decline supporting one who majors in deporting our fellow humans. I will happily forfeit my US residency for one of those "evil" humans wanting to make a better life in the U.S. I know it's hard to fathom, but Caucasian citizens born and bred in the U.S. are more likely to snatch and maul pure bred Americans (don't google 'Michael J. Devlin' if you live in a fantasy world full of segregation sensibilities). I guess the leading racist, and man with sociopathic tendencies will immediately extradite all natural-born Caucasians. So what if they have a birth certificate stating they were born in the U.S. - a criminal is a criminal. 

Hang on a tick, I am just getting word from New York City...According to the brain trust at the eyesore on 725 5th Ave only undocumented humans are "scum". However, if you have documents you're allowed to partake in any activity that terrorizes the community. You heard it here first, all those beautiful Caucasian serial killers are proud Americans, at least according to the KKK's ambassador and man with eyes on being No. 45. Sadly, I'm not referring to the number on the back of a football jersey.

In other news...Hrvatska (commonly referred to as Croatia in the English-speaking world) has just elected Tihomir OreÅ¡ković, a 70's child as its new Prime Minister. The examples of youngsters leading just keep coming worldwide. Come November 8th, Americans will show the world that we have a modern oldie President - that's if you consider supporting the military-industrial complex, capital punishment and spewing absolute filth as an example of open-mindedness. If things get too backward, us globalists can always seek asylum in Estonia!