Yours truly is officially double-vaxxed. In other words, GE can roam freely around the world causing havoc on ignorance, watch out conspiracy theorists, your time is up! (Shout-out to Dr Sahin and Dr Tureci from BioNTech, there would be no Pfizer vaccine without their genius).
If you're an anti-vaxxer, please exit stage left, enter the time machine provided and take yourself back to 1924 (just before the discovery of the tetanus vaccine) and stay put. Warning: by doing this, you won't have to endure all the other vaccines invented after 1924: chickenpox, diphtheria, measles, meningococcal, mumps, pneumococcal, polio, rubella to name a few. Added bonus, you also get to live a life without penicillin.
Fatalities from a pesky virus are rare in my current neck of the woods (metropolis of 5 million inhabitants), yet we're told we can only travel within a 10km (6.2 mi) radius. Thankfully, I'm stuck in the ideal place for doomsday!
Now that the jabs have taken their full affect, it's time to let the hair flow on a classic two-wheel ad-libbing detour.