Time to go, jingoism!

I can go on forever, but 368 seconds of unscripted off-the-cuff commentary (the only way I know how, apologies to all the writers hired by overrated Hollywood talk shows) is just the right amount of time to eviscerate jingoists. Don't be fooled by the backdrop, sharks lurk in these waters and the region is represented by taxpayer funded maniacs that use bigotry to hold onto power.

Port Hacking Point, Sydney

PS. Kudos to Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. for being the first president to recognise the Armenian genocide, however as stated in my vlog the time has passed for dwelling on the past and not acting as better earthlings now. Which brings me to my point, this doesn't excuse the fact that the US is putting a freeze on accepting refugees and is still separating woman and children at the border. Last thing we need is placing a cap on immigrants like Australia, I'd happily give up my citizenship on this issue alone.

Bike vlogging is back by popular demand!

Sydney has become the world's first city to ban all modes of transportation that destroy the environment. I know what you're thinking, this must be an April Fools' Joke. (Sadly, you're right). Just because a Danish architect (Jørn Oberg Utzon) designed Sydney's most famous icon, doesn't mean locals share the same love of cycling as Danes do. 

Who said the male species couldn't do two things at once? I present to you opinions on two wheels. Here's a mini three-part biking detour. Rest assured, no entitled sensitive drivers ran me off the road. The following scenes may end your love affair with four wheels - viewer discretion is advised.