Op-ed (in tweet form)

Op-ed (in tweet form): American snowflakes are losing it over #OpeningCeremony #Paris2024 Advice: lower firearm slaughter among #USA citizens, did you forget all the church/school massacres? Also, enshrine medicare for all in the constitution. Once done, you can whine about French artistic expression.

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February 17, 2020

Who Would You Rather 2.0: Presidents' Day edition

Back by popular demand, everyone's favorite family friendly game: Who would You Rather? GE junkies will know that the game first premiered on 8/16/2018, only fitting we release the 2.0 version on Presidents' Day 2020. Take a deep breath, make sure you're not consuming any solid foods, because it's time to unleash the mother of all rants, aimed directly at No. 43 and 45 (aka Georgie the grim reaper and Donny the dunderhead). Upon viewing this clip, please gather your family/friends and proceed to argue over who you deem to be the lesser of two evils. There is no right answer, but I can guarantee a fist fight will ensue as soon as you put forth your case.