As our attention span grows ever smaller, I've been advised to shorten my rants to increase followers. Personally, I think the death of opinion is when we have to cram our views into 280 characters, but I'm here to prove the leader of the free world has nothing on my tweets, that's right, I have the ability to formulate sentences with proper grammar and spelling, which obviously disqualifies me from holding higher office.
The past 1461 days or as they say in the classics: wasting 10% of my life in God's country have been a beauty! My little nugget of wisdom (in tweet form) on this glorious day.
Today marks the start of my 2nd term as a Texan. Living among rednecks (Lone Star liberals included, as they make Canadian conservatives look progressive in comparison, apologies to America's 14th most liberal city, Austin) for the past four years has provided much comic relief.
The past 1461 days or as they say in the classics: wasting 10% of my life in God's country have been a beauty! My little nugget of wisdom (in tweet form) on this glorious day.
Today marks the start of my 2nd term as a Texan. Living among rednecks (Lone Star liberals included, as they make Canadian conservatives look progressive in comparison, apologies to America's 14th most liberal city, Austin) for the past four years has provided much comic relief.
If you can name all the famous points of interest without resorting to the internet (I'll allow you to use this mural as a guide) you will be bestowed honorary citizenship to the Republic of Texas.
PS. For those into short film, here's a 74 second clip from the heart of Texas. Warning: the following is rated ECT, as it contains Extreme Crime Talk.
