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Op-ed (in tweet form): Happy #4thOfJuly to states that practice liberty. #USA ranks 15th in freedom, and will keep falling if the fruitcakes (AL, AR, ID, KY, LA, MS, MO, ND, OK, SD, TN, TX, UT, WY) with trigger laws use tax dollars (even though they worship small government) to promote their inner Taliban.

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December 15, 2016

Vlad the Terrible appoints fellow oligarch (comrade Trump) as Russian ambassador to the U.S.

On Monday (12/19/16) the electoral college can either vote for an American version of tyranny and false truths (promoted by the Kremlin, via that Fifth Avenue eyesore) or respect the wishes of Alexander Hamilton. Conservatives often cite the Founding Fathers to back up their claims to use muskets, or shall I say AR-15 killing machines. Two can play this game, those interested in respecting the American people should point to Alexander Hamilton's 'Federalist 68' which explains the electoral college in March 4,1788. See, there are some men with long hair from the 18th century who get modernity. It's simple: you get to call yourself a democracy if the candidate that receives the most votes is elected President. If on the other hand you want to promote the loser, you can always downgrade the U.S. from democratic status to that of a 'democracy-in-name-only' nation.

Are you happy Republicans? Your fantasy of being dictated to by a former commie KGB spy has come to fruition. You are, after all the party that's for capitalism - a crony version that includes plenty of abuse of taxpayers money (bloating the military, government grants to pals etc). Not to mention, your love of using government to control the fairer sex and what's taught in schools. Hang on a tick, Republicans really are the socialists - oh the irony! At least now with a white nationalist protectionist as President you can finally gloat about promoting the thought police and telling companies how to run their affairs. The art of small/limited government is back brighter than ever, doing its utmost to con the American people.

Having a look at the line-up of the cronies Trump has promoted (who's who of corrupt business, military and political hacks, assuring that propagandists and special interests got their way) really gets kiddies jumping for joy. What a future they'll grow up in, bunch of old white bigoted men trying to enforce medieval views on a diverse liberal democracy. Forget human rights, minimum wage, climate change, evolution, having the right to choose, free trade - uncle "Trumpet" (apologies to the musical instrument for using your name in vain) is here to make sure we turn out clocks back to a time when having an open-mind was a sin. Stop laughing theocracies, Americans are still in 2016, well until we go down the rabbit hole in 36 days. Fear not parents, God created the world in 7 days (at least according to backward humans like the Pence's of this world) and as such will destroy it in 4 years via a tangerine megalomaniac.

World Chess Grandmaster Gary Kasparov has been jailed numerous times for speaking out against fascism under Putin, yet the U.S. is celebrating this regime. Just look at Trump blushing at it's every move or by the brain-dead selections for cabinet, like Rex Tillerson as Secretary of State. Just what we need, an oil executive who received an Order of Friendship medal from the Russian depot himself. If you ever find yourself in Dallas, drop me line, I will personally escort you to the Exxon Mobil headquarters to voice your concerns.

Dear electoral college electors, voting to uphold the principles of Hamilton is the only choice to preserve our democracy. Sincerely, the majority of Americans that didn't vote for a sleazy bigoted snake oil salesman (I will never titre of outing this poor excuse for a President and his Republican worshipers).