The world has a new President, I think by now we all know that those outside the US lose more sleep over its predicament than those within. Case in point: the arse end of the world. During the Jan 6, 2021 shenanigans at the Capitol, the great racist land went into total meltdown, even people walking their dogs were talking about it. To be frank, I might have to leave Australia to get away from the hyperventilation over all things stars and stripes. To calm down conspiracy theorists, no, foreigners didn't cast a vote. You see general elections in any given country are inherently racist, they only allow the citizenry to vote. Long story short: 81,281,502 (as of writing) true patriots voted for the old white codger, Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. (JRB).
January 20, 2021
JRB all the way (note: 42nd POTUS is 4 years his junior)
These United States are on the precipice this Inauguration Day. There are five questions (two foreign, three domestic) to pose to JRB, America's oldest commander-in-chief (at the ripe old age of 78 years and 61 days) and his new administration:
1) Do you maintain the status quo by relying on the global terror power, saudi Arabia to do your dirty work in the Middle East?
2) Do you denounce China for what it is, a a communist crony capitalist outpost that is committing genocide on a daily basis (refer to )?
3) Is universal healthcare attainable? (even though you clearly think it's a pipe-dream).
4) Will you be a consensus President? Even though 74,222,593 (as of writing) citizens clearly want him dead and prefer a homicidal narcissist.
5) Will you be an executive order leader or use your razor thin senate majority to pass legislation through a bipartisan approach?
Next Inauguration Day (that's right people, I'm pressing fast-forward) is Jan 20, 2025, let's see if/how the above questions have been answered. One more thing, let's hope JRB is still alive! The average life expectancy of an American white male living in Washington, D.C. is 82 (JRB will be 82 years and 61 days when his term ends or is sworn in once again). For now, let's all shed a collective tear for the first states first president, about time Delaware (est. Dec 7, 1787).
Footnote: I understand that many suffer from short memories, so here's a mini recap of the six Presidents that came before. Listen carefully, you'll pick up a common theme (clue: it has to do with homicidal tendencies).
