If my piece from April 7, 2020 baffled you, then here's the vlog version to double down on the bafflement. (Note: I don't rely on a team of writers that think using foul language attracts more eyeballs - looking at you Last Week Tonight. I'm an old fashioned off the cuff speaker, which will no doubt attract 0 viewers).
Here's a sneak peek of South Melbourne (original home of the Sydney Swans Football Club, for those playing AFL trivia at home). It contains graphic images of humans out and about - what shutdown?