Post Super Tuesday: as good a time as any to oust the remaining candidates' idiocy.
Let me get this straight. Marco Rubio was caught on camera mumbling 'the bible has all the answers'. To make matters worse, he went onto say (at the Houston debate): 'we can't be sympathetic to illegal immigrants, as that would be unconstitutional'. Newsflash: Jesus would sympathize with all comers, especially those fleeing persecution for a better life. Then there's comedy routine on getting his knickers in a twist over Iran. Less said about the narrow-minded cyborg (who gives us 70's children a bad name), the better.
Then we have Ted Cruz, another poor excuse for ranting on about liberty, but always having time to get involved with people's private lives. We get you love to cook meat with guns (google search: 'Cruz bacon guns'), last I checked no one is stopping you. Please refrain from lecturing woman on their personal choices, while you're at it, quit getting antsy over LGBT rights and hyperventilating over the undocumented.
John Kasich's nice guy routine is bearable until you realize his love affair with Saudis, corrupt bankers (Lehman Brothers) and controlling a woman's right to choose - I get it, he wants outdated religious practices disguised as wholesome American values, which explains his infatuation with Sunni hegemony in the Middle East.
Donald Trump, let me first start by saying that you are my "hero". The U.S. is home to the worlds finest colleges, however you have time and time again proven why education is a waste of time. It's only fitting that you yourself attended Wharton. Congratulations to the Ivy League, you have given us a would-be dictator with the intellect and demeanor of a third grader (I sincerely apologize to the parents of 8-year-olds). It warms the cockles, hearing about the KKK's and pastor Robert Jeffress' admiration of your delusions of grandeur.
(They're not wrong, when they say Jesus would have no place in today's GOP, can you imagine Messrs Cruz, Rubio and Trump showing empathy through promoting compassionate policies - unicorns would exist before that happens).
Bernie Sanders, for a septuagenarian, you dispelled the notion that one becomes more conservative as they pass 30. I had to chuckle at the fact you tried to instill a quasi Canadian/European social democratic model of politics into the electorate. Going easy on guns was the wrong move, you just allowed bigots with their 'God and guns' rhetoric to thrive.
As for Hilary Clinton, you are not a progressive - never have been and never will be. I call you another one of those establishment hacks, who is a full-time advocate for the big end of town. You can't even be bothered to press for universal healthcare, sounds like you're a conservative disguised as liberal lite. At least military companies and death penalty advocates will have you on their side, I know your many friends in the Middle East will celebrate this fact.
If a two-faced/wacky candidate is inaugurated on January 20, 2017, then it makes perfect sense for a mass exodus across the northern border. (Canada consistently outperforms the U.S. in the are of freedom, so it will be a win-win). Alternatively, this circus will create a counter-revolution, one where simpletons and political hacks have little say in the country's future.
Let me get this straight. Marco Rubio was caught on camera mumbling 'the bible has all the answers'. To make matters worse, he went onto say (at the Houston debate): 'we can't be sympathetic to illegal immigrants, as that would be unconstitutional'. Newsflash: Jesus would sympathize with all comers, especially those fleeing persecution for a better life. Then there's comedy routine on getting his knickers in a twist over Iran. Less said about the narrow-minded cyborg (who gives us 70's children a bad name), the better.
Then we have Ted Cruz, another poor excuse for ranting on about liberty, but always having time to get involved with people's private lives. We get you love to cook meat with guns (google search: 'Cruz bacon guns'), last I checked no one is stopping you. Please refrain from lecturing woman on their personal choices, while you're at it, quit getting antsy over LGBT rights and hyperventilating over the undocumented.
John Kasich's nice guy routine is bearable until you realize his love affair with Saudis, corrupt bankers (Lehman Brothers) and controlling a woman's right to choose - I get it, he wants outdated religious practices disguised as wholesome American values, which explains his infatuation with Sunni hegemony in the Middle East.
Donald Trump, let me first start by saying that you are my "hero". The U.S. is home to the worlds finest colleges, however you have time and time again proven why education is a waste of time. It's only fitting that you yourself attended Wharton. Congratulations to the Ivy League, you have given us a would-be dictator with the intellect and demeanor of a third grader (I sincerely apologize to the parents of 8-year-olds). It warms the cockles, hearing about the KKK's and pastor Robert Jeffress' admiration of your delusions of grandeur.
(They're not wrong, when they say Jesus would have no place in today's GOP, can you imagine Messrs Cruz, Rubio and Trump showing empathy through promoting compassionate policies - unicorns would exist before that happens).
Bernie Sanders, for a septuagenarian, you dispelled the notion that one becomes more conservative as they pass 30. I had to chuckle at the fact you tried to instill a quasi Canadian/European social democratic model of politics into the electorate. Going easy on guns was the wrong move, you just allowed bigots with their 'God and guns' rhetoric to thrive.
As for Hilary Clinton, you are not a progressive - never have been and never will be. I call you another one of those establishment hacks, who is a full-time advocate for the big end of town. You can't even be bothered to press for universal healthcare, sounds like you're a conservative disguised as liberal lite. At least military companies and death penalty advocates will have you on their side, I know your many friends in the Middle East will celebrate this fact.
If a two-faced/wacky candidate is inaugurated on January 20, 2017, then it makes perfect sense for a mass exodus across the northern border. (Canada consistently outperforms the U.S. in the are of freedom, so it will be a win-win). Alternatively, this circus will create a counter-revolution, one where simpletons and political hacks have little say in the country's future.
